What can we say about Dr. San Guinary's Creature Feature that hasn't already been yelled at us from the windows of passing cars? Not much, it turns out.
Dr. San Guinary has this lab, you see...
We're not really sure what he's a doctor of...or if he actually is a doctor at all.
He's always broke, always scheming, and always one step behind the game.
His already-miserable life is made even worse by his nurses, Lacee, Laura, Banana, and the Nurse In Black. And things aren't made any better by his “friends” Otis the Kritter Gitter, Larry the Woofman, the Professor, and his long-time nemesis Madam Cadavre, the Headmistress of Warthogs School of Witchcraft and Transmission Repair.
Add in an incompetent mailman, a cute but inherently evil candy striper, and a whole busload of other folks sent to make Doc's life miserable, and you'll see why this poor schmuck just can't catch a break! You'll understand why he numbs the pain with terrible horror and sci-fi flicks.
Dr. San Guinary's Creature Feature begins it's 7th broadcast season on Saturday July 6th at 10 PM on KPTM FOX 42.2. Tune in each week and see what happens to this guy!